miércoles, 2 de agosto de 2017

lunes, 31 de julio de 2017

Clarifying note


There are more and more people who say "the perfect woman!" when they see this kind of picture.
Sorry guys, this is not a woman, it's an imaginary creature with no gender.

But I see what you mean by "perfect":
It runs twice as fast.
It kicks asses twice as hard.
It can't have garlic breath.

🤔

viernes, 7 de julio de 2017

jueves, 29 de junio de 2017

jueves, 22 de junio de 2017

Untitled


Toffe has written all those books and many more.

miércoles, 31 de mayo de 2017

jueves, 25 de mayo de 2017

Comfort zone


I have lived in four different places in the last year, and on Saturday I'm moving again.
Some people struggle to get out of their comfort zone, I struggle to get in.

lunes, 24 de abril de 2017

martes, 18 de abril de 2017

Many


This weekend I..
✔ slept many hours
✔ had many pints
✔ skipped many stones
✔ petted many doggos
✔ did many other things I won't type here!

martes, 28 de marzo de 2017

Too late


Today I realised that someday soon a recruiter will look for my name on Google and find lots of weird stuff.

jueves, 23 de marzo de 2017

Horizontes


If you knew how happiness looks like.. wouldn't you like to share it with someone?

miércoles, 22 de marzo de 2017

martes, 21 de marzo de 2017

Muelle


I like that it's spring already because I can get naked next to the window.

jueves, 16 de marzo de 2017

Una montaña de mierda


Tengo siempre esa necesidad de limpiar la mierda.
Demasiada necesidad.
Toda necesidad es demasiada.

martes, 28 de febrero de 2017