lunes, 16 de marzo de 2020

First kiss

It's taken me ages, but I finally feel complete when I'm on my own. I have emotional support, attention, fun, respect, laughter, hugs, good sex.

However, there are other things I can't have on my own.
Help sometimes when I feel like shit.
A nudge when I'm being stubborn.
Homemade food when I'm exhausted.
Interesting stories I haven't heard yet.
Whispers in my ear.
A ridiculously romantic first kiss.

So if you are not planning to give me any of those things, what reason do I have to invest time in you when I could be investing it in myself?

lunes, 9 de marzo de 2020

Muy hasta la polla

De los vecinos, del curro, de la gente, de los tíos, del móvil, de la gripe, de las noticias, de todo.

jueves, 5 de marzo de 2020

Fast junk

fast food = junk food
fast (food) = junk (food)
fast = junk

miércoles, 4 de marzo de 2020

This is not what I ordered

I thought he was a carrot, but he turned out to be just a dick.